Dining Table Issues

During lunch, dad received mail from LIC Mutual Fund promoting a particular scheme using the following priceless line:

“Do not lose this opportunity to repent later”

It hurts when you laugh with a full tummy.

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Confessions:

• While eating a pizza, I end up with ketchup on my cheeks
• While eating food that is even moderately spicy, my nose starts running

These result in an abnormal number of used paper napkins. I will soon be sued by environmentalists!